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18-06-09, 20:02   #46 ( )
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Chuck Norris can play Crysis on max settings with Pentium I and a voodoo rush, under Linux.



Chuck Norris PLAYS Crysis on 286SX on max settings

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18-06-09, 20:06   #47 ( )
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Chuck Norris PLAYS Crysis on 286SX on max settings


Chuck Norris PLAYS Crysis on 8086 on max settings
Chuck Norris PLAYS Crysis in mid air on max settings
Chuck Norris doesn't play Crysis, he is Crysis
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18-06-09, 20:18   #48 ( )
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Chuck Norris doesn't play Crysis, he is Crysis


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18-06-09, 20:21   #49 ( )
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remember the end of the movie Man in Black when you see that the universe is a marble ?

Chuck Norris don't shit, he farts a new universe each time he goes to the toilet
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18-06-09, 21:48   #50 ( )
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When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went
into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had
done it, he gave her roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question
Chuck Norris."
Chuck norris once visited the Virgin Islands,now they are just the islands.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris went around the world in 79 seconds.
Chuck Norris won the race with the speed of light.
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18-06-09, 21:54   #51 ( )
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google.com :
find chuck norris
im feeling lucky
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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18-06-09, 22:58   #52 ( )
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
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18-06-09, 23:13   #53 ( )
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Chuck norris once visited the Virgin Islands,now they are just the islands.
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18-06-09, 23:21   #54 ( )
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19-06-09, 0:57   #55 ( )
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The Nano Suit is Chuck Norris body.
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19-06-09, 1:17   #56 ( )
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.

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Vin Diesel has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.
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19-06-09, 1:26   #57 ( )
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Vin Diesel has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.




Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

The Death Star was just a replica of one of Chuck Norris' balls.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it.


The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back.

Vin Diesel wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team.
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19-06-09, 21:53   #58 ( )
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19-06-09, 21:56   #59 ( )
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19-06-09, 22:08   #60 ( )
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