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why did chicken cross the road?

p.s. u will get this joke if you keep up with american politics and have some background info. about famous ...
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ישן 10-02-10, 22:22   #1 (קישור ישיר)
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p.s. u will get this joke if you keep up with american politics and have some background info. about famous people






WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?



BARACK OBAMA:
--------------------
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE!
The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
-------------------
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized
the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
----------------------
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that chicken to cross the road.
This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure that every chicken
in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then,
this really isn't about me.

DR. PHIL:
-----------
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must
first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes
after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is
help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT'
problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:
---------
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and
not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
----------------------
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
either WITH us, or AGAINST us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
-------------------
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
---------------------------------
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
----------------
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:
------------------
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his
eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
--------------------
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
------------------------
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little tweety bird gave me any insider
information.

DR SEUSS:
-------------
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
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To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL:
--------------------
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's
why they call that area of the road the "other side." Yes, my friends,
that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too.
I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other
side of the road". That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as
simple as that.

GRANDPA:
------------
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough!

BARBARA WALTERS:
-------------------------
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken's tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
--------------
It is the nature of the chicken to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
------------------
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
---------------
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new
platform is much more stable and will never cra....!@%!@?!....REBOOT.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
----------------------
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken in such a way that the chicken was unaware that it was even on
the other side of the road?

BILL CLINTON:
-----------------
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
------------
It's true. I invented the chicken.

COLONEL SANDERS:
------------------------
Did I miss one? GOD DAMMIT!

DICK CHENEY:
-----------------
Chicken? Where's my gun?
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ישן 10-02-10, 22:34   #2 (קישור ישיר)
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ציטוט:
COLONEL SANDERS:
------------------------
Did I miss one? GOD DAMMIT!
:j anana:
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ישן 10-02-10, 22:41   #3 (קישור ישיר)
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BILL GATES:
---------------
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new
platform is much more stable and will never cra....!@%!@?!....REBOOT.

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ישן 10-02-10, 23:04   #4 (קישור ישיר)
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ציטוט:
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
----------------------
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken in such a way that the chicken was unaware that it was even on
the other side of the road?
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